March 2012
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ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum accidentally sets Internet Explorer as his default browser.
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My favorite Jiz episode was Dreams of A Cum Catcher.
February 2012
169 posts
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ryan seacrest: who are you wearing?
me: this is a raven baxter original.
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Music sounds a million times better at one in the morning.
It definitely has to do with the peacefulness that is a quiet, dark room.
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I saw Conan O'Brien's lesbian doppelganger on the...
northerngrizzlywarrior:
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
me: wow I'm actually happy right now
life: lol now hold on just one minute
Anonymous asked: It was not a fucking door dumbshit. It was a wall panel. AND they tried to both get on the panel and it clearly tipped over. So obviously there was not enough room. Try watching the movie and paying attention
Set up my queue for the first time!
I know it’s nothing major but I have something special saved for y’all.
ENJOY
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I DONT CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS
ROSE HAD ENOUGH ROOM FOR JACK ON THAT PASTY ASS DOOR
*what goes through my mind during every Titanic 3D commercial*
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snootymisscantaloupe:
you came to the wrong part of town, you piece of shit
i’m going to reblog this every day ok
oh my god
brooke
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gleeperformances:
Cough Syrup
Please, for the love of god, even if you absolutely LOATHE glee, watch this video. Please. Please.
^
So utterly heartbreaking.
can i just have this on my blog again for reasons.
I will reblog this every time. Please. Just...
”Thomas Edison’s last words were ‘It’s very beautiful over there.’ I don’t know...
– Looking For Alaska By John Green (via lespritedelescalier)
I feel like death.....
iseeithinkiwrite:
but whatever its gonna pay off in a couple of months
method acting?
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burning-like-a-bridge replied to your post: That terrible moment when
OMG CHABS IS IT WHO I THINK IT IS
Yes, yes it is. But I gave it time and still got no poke in return…..
HE WILL NEVER WANT ME
*my mind* Life goes on I guess…..*my heart* noooooo!!!